Ready For Prime Slime Time?

Just think: you'll finally be able to cross streams in the privacy of your own home. Ghostbusters II turns 21 this year. To celebrate, the first ever action figures of the main cast are coming to retail. Immortalize Ramis as skinny, Murray...

Roid Rage! She-Ra's BF Bulks Up

When playing with He-Man and his Masters of the Universe menagerie, guy code required us to pretend the Princess of Power toys didn't exist. Sure, they told us She-Ra was He-Man's twin sister. But the Barbie-esque toys, with their comb-...

Venture into Yesteryear!

You have plenty of nerdy dreams that may never come true: owning a fully-functional Batman utility belt. Finding a larger audience for your Babylon 5 femslash tales. Seeing a Transformers movie directed by anyone other than Michael Bay.

Toying with Death

Let’s face it. We're gamers. We tend to be a bit too uncoordinated to be cold-blooded assassins in real-life. (Although we have been known to murder an order of cheese fries from time to time.)

Behold the Robot Chicken!

Robot Chicken’s titular robotic chicken has already been through a lot. He was just trying to cross the road when he got hit by a car, peeled off the pavement by a mad scientist, Frankensteined into a chicken/cyborg hybrid and forced to...

Buy the Power of She-Ra!

You’ll always remember She-Ra: Princess of Power. That’s partially because you used to love her cartoon. And partially because “Princess of Power” was the nickname used to taunt you in junior high.Gym coaches can be so cruel.

Remember Walter Peck!

Yes, it’s true, this toy has no d*ck. Which is why you have to have it!

Iron Toys

Hey, did you hear there’s some movie about Iron Man that just came out?Whatever, it doesn't even matter.

Back Off Man, He’s a Scientist!

Many is the time you’ve wished you had a one-foot tall Bill Murray that you could just sit on your shelf or maybe even carry around in a baby bjorn like he’s your own sardonic offspring.Well, now is the time you can finally have it.

Jumbo Trooper

Admit it, you’ve always thought that Stormtroopers were kinda weak. Sure, their armor looks pretty cool, but it doesn’t seem to ever protect them from anything. And shouldn’t someone have taught them how to not get their asses kicked by...