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Mon, 15 Mar, 2010
Your Action Figure Stinks!
Classic He-Man figure comes complete with his own stench
Unless you’re doing something we don’t want to know about, none of your action figures should have a smell. Well, Mattel is going to do something about that. Behold the classic... more
Your Action Figure Stinks!
Monday, 15 March, 2010Unless you’re doing something we don’t want to know about, none of your action figures should have a smell. Well, Mattel is going to do... more
Totally Gnarly Barbies
Friday, 12 March, 2010Earlier this month, those fine folks at Mattel finally paid tribute to the original girl that just wants to have fun with a special edition... more
Toys that Make You Say “WoW”
Wednesday, 10 March, 2010You might snatch up the next batch of World of Warcraft figurines because you’re obsessed with the game. You might snatch up the next batch... more
2010 Academy Awards Preview … In Toys!
Friday, 5 March, 2010Inglorious Basterds(8 nominations)Press the pause button on Brad Pitt’s headlong nosedive into senior citizenship with this 12-inch... more
Pre-Dented Iron Man
Monday, 1 March, 2010Collectible manufacturer Hot Toys makes figures so ridiculously realistic and intricate, that it’s really a shame when you have to blow... more
The Empire Strikes Your Bank Account
Wednesday, 24 February, 2010Sure, you may be able to place your slop order at Applebee’s speaking Huttese—and boy, do dates love it when you do that—but elite Star... more
The Life Aquatic
Tuesday, 9 February, 2010With today’s hotly anticipated release of the sopping wet action epic BioShock 2 on the 360, it’s safe to assume that your next 36 to 72... more
Bond Girl Barbies!
Monday, 25 January, 2010For years, Ken’s nickname for Barbie has been “Pussy Galore,” but that suddenly just got a whole lot less offensive. Check out Mattel’s new... more
Don’t Toy with Zod!
Monday, 18 January, 2010Let’s hope all your action figures are fully articulated, because they’re about to have to kneel. Before Zod. Obviously. more
Horrible Figurine
Tuesday, 12 January, 2010War. Poverty. The inexplicable financial success of live action Alvin and the Chipmunks movies. Yes, there are many horrible things in this... more
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