War. Poverty. The inexplicable financial success of live action Alvin and the Chipmunks movies. Yes, there are many horrible things in this world, but only one is worth commemorating with a hand-painted figurine on your mantel. We are speaking of course of the man with a PhD in Horribleness himself, Dr. Horrible.

Sure, the Doc and his titular Sing-Along Blog existed for only 42 minutes about a year and a half ago, but that was enough to secure His Horribleness the honor of being the most endearing villain to ever earnestly attempt evil. Plus, he was created by Joss Whedon, which means, as a card-carrying member of geekdom, you are contractually obligated to love him.

This nine-inch figurine features the Doctor with his much-hyped Freeze Ray, which, if you recall, is powered by “wonderflonium” (not included). Although the collectible doesn’t ship till February, production is limited to 1,000, so best get your pre-order in. And keep your eyes open, this is only the first in a whole series of Dr. Horrible statues. We’ll probably ignore the Captain Hammer one, but if they end up releasing a Bad Horse, you know you’ll be hearing from us again.