When one thinks of St. Patrick’s Day, thoughts of shamrocks, rolling green hills of Ireland, and of course, meatheads puking up green beer on the sidewalk immediately come to mind. And while the holiday has opened its doors to nearly every culture and creed, is there any place for us geeks among the bagpipes?

Luckily for you, GCD has gone the distance to pinpoint the best in Green Geek Gear (and we ain’t talkin’ about the environment, lads) that’ll get your St. Patty’s day party started right!

STAR TREK FLASK
Feeling your St. Pat’s Day “spirit” starting to fade during the parade? Give yourself a boost with this handy Starfleet flask. (We’re sure Captain Kirk would approve!)

IRISH TUXEDO T-SHIRT
Since there’s nothing more annoying than old ladies pinching you for a lack of green, don’t leave the house with rocking this super-classy Irish Tuxedo Shirt.

DARTH VADER SHOT GLASS
Take that Kamikaze shot like a pro (and by “pro” we mean hide the fact you’re drinking a lightweight’s shot) with these excellently sinister Vader shot glasses.