Who among us hasn’t flipped past The View and fantasized about shooting the television full of holes? You’re only human, after all. And now, thanks to advances in modern technology, that dream can be realized without turning your flat screen into Swiss cheese.

Introducing the Cowboy Sharp Shooting TV Remote Control ($16.79) from Uxsight, a uniquely awesome channel flicker styled after those varmint-slaying, duel-deciding six-shooters of the Wild West. Compatible with most televisions on the market today, the clicker comes packaged with a gold sheriff’s badge. And best of all, it even fires off gunshot sound effects with every squeeze of the trigger.

The most cathartic television watching experience ever conceived? To be sure. A halfway decent remote control? Well, not so much. Being as there’s only a trigger, the shooter can be programmed to perform only one command at a time: channel up, channel down, volume up, volume down, power on or power off. That’s it. But, who cares? It’s a remote control gun!

Now, all that's missing is a mechanical bull La-Z-Boy.