Spider-Man's Web Of Lives

The Spider-Men we DON'T want to see in Shattered Dimensions...

Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions hits stores tomorrow. Why bother getting the game the old fashioned way (ya know, actually buying it) when GCD has 10 copies of the game up for grabs? Click here for our contest page. This game is so hot, we’re giving you two chances to win!

That’s right – after months of hype, gamers will finally get to take on the roles of Ultimate, 2099, Noir and Classic Spider-Man in a dimension-sprawling epic. Activision/Beenox have also teased several achievement-based skins like Cosmic Spidey, Iron Spider-Man and the infamous Scarlet Spider. While that may tickle your Spider-Senses, let’s face it, not every version of Spider-Man would be worth your time and effort to unlock. Here are a few we hope won’t get the invite:

Electric Company Spider-Man: Because the last thing we want to do in a button-masher is learn grammar or manners, Morgan Freeman or not!

Man-Spider: While we wouldn’t be all that surprised to see the Man-Spider pop up in Shattered Dimensions, let’s face it, the dude is pretty effin’ creepy.

Ricochet: If for some reason you think playing as quite possibly the lamest of the Spider-Clones is cool (especially with that early-’90s jacket) turn in your Nerd Card immediately.

Soccer Spider-Man: Arguably the dumbest Spider-Man action figure ever made. What's his special power? The ability to bore American sports fans?

For a behind-the-scenes look at the game’s production, be sure to check out Wizard #230 (on sale now)! And don’t forget: hit us up for two chances to win your own copy of Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions!

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