Thu, 14 Jan '10

Hipster Shredder!

Fashionable hoodie fights off both Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and wind

If we had asked you one second ago if you ever, at any point in your life, would want to dress up like Shredder, the answer most definitely would have been no. But now that you’ve seen the picture of this remarkable Shredder hoodie, the answer, obviously, is yes.

In fact, it is probably: Hell, yes.

Take control of your own personal Foot Clan with this grey and purple hoodie, guaranteed to make any 12-year-old from 1989 super-jealous. Admittedly, the plush spikes on the hoodie’s wrists and shoulders will probably be fairly useless if you ever have to actually fight the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but then Shredder was never particularly good at fighting them anyway. Besides, the collar zips all the way into a half-face mask, guaranteeing no one will ever know it was you who just got your ass kicked by four under-aged turtles named after painters.

While this hoodie is far cooler than the also just-released Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle snuggie, that’s not to say that it couldn’t be improved with an accessory or two. Anyone have a kit for dressing your pet warthog and/or rhinoceros like Bebop and Rocksteady?