Win A Ray Gun, Son!

Dr. Grordbort's: The Fine Art Of The Death Beam

Ah, the good old days. Wooing a lady required a glass of chablis and a few shiny objects. No more. Impressing the modern maiden adventurer is no easy task. You're going to need a ray gun. And a good one. Lucky for you, we're giving one away on Facebook. To win, simply tell us what unlucky alien creature or dastardly villain will first feel the wrath of your particle beam.

It's true: a Blunderbuss Unnatural Selector ray-rifle or the crimson beauty of a Pomson 6000 sub-atomic wave gun rest outside the means of most young daredevils. Yet we, your friends at GCD, do not wish to see you flounder in your quest for an intelligent, tightly-corseted lady. We have consulted with the legendary Dr. Grordbort, and he has granted us an extraordinary kindness: one Aetheric Fortune-Hunter's Outfit to GIVE AWAY! (CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED)

You could win: (CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED)

(1) Righteous Bison Indivisible Particle Smasher - the perfect portable ray weapon for hunting and self defense.

(1) Victory - a tome of scientific adventure and violence, including tales of the legendary Lord Cockswain!

(1) Dr. Grordbort's Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory - A handbook of amazing inventions, contraptions, and weaponry.

Remember: engage us on Facebook (CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED) and tell us what unlucky alien or vicious villain will feel the wrath of your particle beam. Good luck to all you sky-pirates, steampunks, and mercenaries. When you finally land your lady, may she shimmy in all the right places.

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