Quick Hits

Pizza Glut

Nine and a half inches of meat (in diameter). Behold: The Burger King Pizza Burger!

U Down Wit OJB?

Old Junkyard Boutique: Handmade accountremants for the discerning steampunk.

DIY SDI

The office arsenal: the perfect gift for anyone who can see Russia from their cubicle.

The Lust Samurai

Sheath your saber in silky under-armor based on actual Samurai designs.

Heroic Hose

Ah, spandex. Beloved by heroes AND hookers. Lycra-zentai caters to both.

NCC-17:01. PM.

We don't believe in no-win scenarios. Win one of 3 Star Trek watches on Facebook!

Ready, Aim, Garnish!

This condiment gun fires ketchup, which is lethal only to your waist-line.

Smell Like Sulu!

Sulu gets his own cologne! Because nothing smells manlier than George Takei.

Old Banana Republic

Best excuse to never clean the fridge: make clothes from bacteria and squished fruit.