Get Shanked!

Sometimes it’s not enough to merely stab your enemies. Sometimes you want to throw them in the air, riddle them with bullets, then eviscerate their descending carcass with a chainsaw. For those precious moments, try the new videogame Shank...

Change Your Tights!

Being a superhero must be pretty tedious. You spend all of your time aiding the weak and defending the helpless. (All of whom are, let’s admit it, kinda boring.) Meanwhile, your namby-pamby moral code keeps you from using your powers to do...

Touch Her With Your Wii Wii

Playing video games is obviously the best way to learn how to interact with a woman. The Sims let you practice the art of domestic coexistence. Tomb Raider was all about you and a dream date sharing adventure. Mortal Kombat taught you the...

Infinite God Mode

Ever wish you could hover your cursor over your boss's head and hit the SMITE button? Alas, such a tool does not yet exist. Game wizard Dave Castelnuovo has created the next best thing: Pocket God. It's an iPhone app that puts you in the...

Silly Scriptures

And lo, there came an App called Pocket God, and it was good. Very good. "Yea", sayeth the App's audience, "we have grown hungrier than a Kraken at a virgin buffet. We must have more Pocket God stories." And it was decreed that Pocket God...

The Strife Aquatic

Calling all nautical nerds! It’s time to kick life in the cannonballs and set sail on an adventure of imperial conquest. Out today for PC, Commander: Conquest of the Americas is the latest water-born strategy epic from Paradox Interactive...

Super Schizo Spider-Man

Four different Spideys? Four different Spider-verses? We don't know about you, but that makes us think of the dirtiest word in the webslinger's world: clone. Thankfully, that's not the case here.

Go Chuck Yourself

If you’re over 18, single and without offspring, trips to Chuck E. Cheese can be dicey. Parents think you’re creepy and, besides, the thrill of making Pop A Shot competitors cry just doesn’t seem fair when they’re only four, five or “this...

Long Live the King!

When the first King’s Quest came out, it revolutionized PC games, providing the first interactive graphic interface—never before would a computer game let your character actually walk through rooms and pick up objects. The year was 1984...

Bad News Bear

If there's one kids' toy you expect to flip out and go on a homicidal rampage, it's got to be Ken, right? Sixty years without genitalia is probably the least of that poor guy's problems. But, you'd never suspect a killing spree out of a...