GAMES

Wed, 25 Aug, 2010

Nice Axe, Ladies

Women of Pr0n play D&D. Roll d20 to see if your head explodes with joy.

Suddenly, you are surrounded by sexy, nubile actress-types. There is a table in front of you, and on it are several pairs of oddly-sided dice. "Roll," says the punky... more

Nice Axe, Ladies

Wednesday, 25 August, 2010
Suddenly, you are surrounded by nubile female porn stars. You have stumbled into their lair, a geek alone in unfamiliar territory. There is... more

Get Shanked!

Monday, 23 August, 2010
Sometimes it’s not enough to merely stab your enemies. Sometimes you want to throw them in the air, riddle them with bullets, then... more

Change Your Tights!

Tuesday, 17 August, 2010
Being a superhero must be pretty tedious. You spend all of your time aiding the weak and defending the helpless. (All of whom are, let’s... more

Touch Her With Your Wii Wii

Monday, 9 August, 2010
Playing video games is obviously the best way to learn how to interact with a woman. The Sims let you practice the art of domestic... more

Infinite God Mode

Tuesday, 3 August, 2010
Ever wish you could hover your cursor over your boss's head and hit the SMITE button? Alas, such a tool does not yet exist. Game wizard... more

Silly Scriptures

Tuesday, 3 August, 2010
And lo, there came an App called Pocket God, and it was good. Very good. "Yea", sayeth the App's audience, "we have grown hungrier than a... more

The Strife Aquatic

Friday, 30 July, 2010
Calling all nautical nerds! It’s time to kick life in the cannonballs and set sail on an adventure of imperial conquest. Out today for PC,... more

Super Schizo Spider-Man

Friday, 23 July, 2010
Four different Spideys? Four different Spider-verses? We don't know about you, but that makes us think of the dirtiest word in the... more

Go Chuck Yourself

Tuesday, 13 July, 2010
If you’re over 18, single and without offspring, trips to Chuck E. Cheese can be dicey. Parents think you’re creepy and, besides, the... more

Long Live the King!

Monday, 12 July, 2010
When the first King’s Quest came out, it revolutionized PC games, providing the first interactive graphic interface—never before would a... more

Get a Load of This

Daniel Craig is back as James Bond, or at least his CG likeness is, in James Bond 007: Blood Stone... more